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Post by Ache on Oct 27, 2020 22:00:20 GMT -5
Hunter: Okay, Dad. I'm off to Ukraine Joe: Good luck, son. Have a safe trip. And remember what I toldya Hunter: You mean about the hookers? No worries. I'll be very discreet this time Joe: No, not that, you dumb bastard. Don't you remember anything? Hunter: Sure I do. I remember lots of things. Tons of stuff actually Joe: Yeah, like the location of every crackhouse in Delaware, right, moron? Hunter: Ugh *hangs head* Joe: But anyway, listen up! When you get to Ukraine, make 'em an offer they can't...you know...the thing Hunter: Yes, Dad Joe: And assure Burisma that the Uke-y prosecutor will be taken out. Understand? Hunter: Yes, Dad. Taken out? You mean like on a date? Joe: No, stupid! *smacks Hunter on the head* Hunter: Ow! Dad, WTF!?! Joe: I raised an imbecile son. That's WTF Hunter: Hey! Back off, old man Joe: *triple face palm* Hunter: I'm not stupid, yaknow Joe: Only stupid people ever say "I'm not stupid" Hunter: Well, I'm not stu... Joe: The first Biden in a thousand generations to leave a crack pipe behind in his own rented vehicle Hunter: Oh, man Joe: But, yeah, you're not stupid. You're not stupid at all Hunter: Wow. you're never gonna let me live that one down, are you? Joe: And why don't you knock up another stripper too while you're at it? Hunter: Give me a f*ckin' break, you old goat Joe: Because what I need from you more than anything else right now are more bastard grandkids Hunter: Bite me, Big Guy Joe: A man in my position can never have enough of those Hunter: You need to shut your mouth, Dad Joe: And crackpipes too. More of those please Hunter: Or I'm gonna shut it for you Joe: Grandbaby bastards and happy little crackpipes Hunter: Don't make me have to belt you, Dad! Joe: Oh, and get yourself tossed out of the Navy again too. That would be soooooo funny! Hunter: ENOUGH!
[End of part 1]
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Post by StalkingButler on Oct 28, 2020 7:17:21 GMT -5
"Fake but accurate."
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Sleepy Joe/ Sloppy Hoe 2020
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Post by Sleepy Joe/ Sloppy Hoe 2020 on Oct 28, 2020 7:38:34 GMT -5
Stunning!
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Post by Speed Racer on Oct 28, 2020 18:39:48 GMT -5
Donald J. Trump: You know and ...
Unknown: She used to be great. She’s still very beautiful.
Trump: I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it.
Unknown: Whoa.
Trump: I did try and her. She was married.
Unknown: That’s huge news.
Trump: No, no, Nancy. No, this was [unintelligible] — and I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping.
She wanted to get some furniture. I said, “I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.” I took her out furniture —
I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.
Billy Bush: Sheesh, your girl’s hot as shit. In the purple.
Trump: Whoa! Whoa!
Bush: Yes! The Donald has scored. Whoa, my man!
Trump: Look at you, you are a pussy.
Trump: All right, you and I will walk out.
[Silence]
Trump: Maybe it’s a different one.
Bush: It better not be the publicist. No, it’s, it’s her, it’s —
Trump: Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.
Bush: Whatever you want.
Trump: Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.
Bush: Uh, yeah, those legs, all I can see is the legs.
Trump: Oh, it looks good.
Bush: Come on shorty.
Trump: Ooh, nice legs, huh?
Bush: Oof, get out of the way, honey. Oh, that’s good legs. Go ahead.
Trump: It’s always good if you don’t fall out of the bus. Like Ford, Gerald Ford, remember?
Bush: Down below, pull the handle.
Trump: Hello, how are you? Hi!
Arianne Zucker: Hi, Mr. Trump. How are you? Pleasure to meet you.
Trump: Nice seeing you. Terrific, terrific. You know Billy Bush?
Bush: Hello, nice to see you. How you doing, Arianne?
Zucker: Doing very well, thank you. Are you ready to be a soap star?
Trump: We’re ready, let’s go. Make me a soap star.
Bush: How about a little hug for the Donald? He just got off the bus.
Zucker: Would you like a little hug, darling?
Trump: O.K., absolutely. Melania said this was O.K.
Bush: How about a little hug for the Bushy? I just got off the bus.
Zucker: Bushy, Bushy.
Bush: Here we go. Excellent. Well, you’ve got a nice co-star here.
Zucker: Yes, absolutely.
Trump: Good. After you.
[Break in video]
Trump: Come on, Billy, don’t be shy.
Bush: Soon as a beautiful woman shows up, he just, he takes off. This always happens.
Trump: Get over here, Billy.
Zucker: I’m sorry, come here.
Bush: Let the little guy in here, come on.
Zucker: Yeah, let the little guy in. How you feel now? Better? I should actually be in the middle.
Bush: It’s hard to walk next to a guy like this.
Zucker: Here, wait, hold on.
Bush: Yeah, you get in the middle, there we go.
Trump: Good, that’s better.
Zucker: This is much better. This is —
Trump: That’s better.
Zucker: [Sighs]
Bush: Now, if you had to choose honestly between one of us. Me or the Donald?
Trump: I don’t know, that’s tough competition.
Zucker: That’s some pressure right there.
Bush: Seriously, if you had — if you had to take one of us as a date.
Zucker: I have to take the Fifth on that one.
Bush: Really?
Zucker: Yup — I’ll take both.
Trump: Which way?
Zucker: Make a right. Here we go. [inaudible]
Bush: Here he goes. I’m gonna leave you here.
Trump: O.K.
Bush: Give me my microphone.
Trump: O.K. Oh, you’re finished?
Bush: You’re my man, yeah.
Trump: Oh, good.
Bush: I’m gonna go do our show.
Zucker: Oh, you wanna reset? O.K.
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Post by StalkingButler on Oct 29, 2020 7:16:44 GMT -5
Speedy thinks that flippant bragging about sexual conquests is worse than a man pushing a woman up against a wall and violating her with his finger.
Figures.
So how do you feel about Hunter Biden selling access to his father to the Russians and Chinese?
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Sleepy Joe/ Sloppy Hoe 2020
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Post by Sleepy Joe/ Sloppy Hoe 2020 on Oct 29, 2020 7:39:58 GMT -5
Speedy thinks that flippant bragging about sexual conquests is worse than a man pushing a woman up against a wall and violating her with his finger. Figures. So how do you feel about Hunter Biden selling access to his father to the Russians and Chinese? He has no idea that alleged sexual conquests and taking millions of dollars over the years while VP from the COMMUNIST Chinese government are not comparable. He cannot remember that sex talk and scandals went away in the 1990s with Bill Clinton. Thinking speedy might do much better over in the Music General or On the Tube threads.
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Post by ALGERNON on Oct 29, 2020 16:42:44 GMT -5
Speedy thinks that flippant bragging about sexual conquests is worse than a man pushing a woman up against a wall and violating her with his finger. Figures. So how do you feel about Hunter Biden selling access to his father to the Russians and Chinese? So you continue to believe the woman who lied about obtaining an undergraduate degree through a program for victims of abuse? Really?
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Post by Speed Racer on Oct 29, 2020 17:28:04 GMT -5
I was just showing you dopes the difference between aches make believe fantasy dialogue and something that really really happened, on film and everything. I see butler had to comment on her post as fake but accurate. Care to tell the deplorables here what I posted was real and accurate?
Oh, and sexual conquests doesn't mean paying for hookers in your hotel room.
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Post by ALGERNON on Oct 29, 2020 19:21:33 GMT -5
I was just showing you dopes the difference between aches make believe fantasy dialogue and something that really really happened, on film and everything. I see butler had to comment on her post as fake but accurate. Care to tell the deplorables here what I posted was real and accurate? Oh, and sexual conquests doesn't mean paying for hookers in your hotel room. Yeah, and Trump asking Russia to look for HRCs emails was just a joke.... that nobody laughed at. And that his remarks on injecting disinfectants to treat COVID-19 was "sarcasm" while being devoid of sarcasm.
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Post by Ache on Oct 29, 2020 22:00:18 GMT -5
When we left off last time Hunter was all set to travel on an influence peddling trip to Ukraine, eager to prove to his mob boss father, Joe, he could get the job done But before leaving, the two got into a tense exchange after Joe brought up a few of his ne'er-do-well son's past gaffes, indiscretions, and screw ups As we rejoin the onversation, Joe is telling an old story he's probably told a thousand times before Hunter meanwhile waits anxiously for his ride to take him to the airport
Joe: So once upon a time at the University of Delaware there was a flanker on the football team named Joe Biden... Hunter: Oh, geez. Here we go Joe: He wasn't a great athlete. Just a walk on. No, really! But he was a tough sonofabitch, and he worked hard every day... Hunter: Dad, I'm not in the mood for this Joe: Not that a lazy jack*ss like you you would know what hard work is... Hunter: And no time for more insults either. F*ck you Joe: Delaware was undefeated that year and went on to beat Grambling in the Rose Bowl... Hunter: Dad, I have a lot on my mind right now Joe: Or maybe it was the Orange Bowl. I forget actually... Hunter: Gee, shocker Joe: But young Joe caught the game winning TD that day... Hunter: Even if this were true, and it isn't... Joe: One handed, behind his back with four defenders draped all over him... Hunter: Okay, now I have officially heard everything Joe: After the game he started flirting with a black cheerleader from the other team... Hunter: Dad, please Joe: Of course all the cheerleaders on Grambling were black, so when I say "black heerleader", I'm being redundant Hunter: *looks out window* Hey, my ride is here! Yay! Joe: Her name was Wyomia, and she had giant...you know...*cups both of his hands and holds them out front of him*... Hunter: Okay, I'm leaving Joe: But anyway when nobody was looking, they snuck behind the bleachers... Hunter: Bye, Dad. Don't wanna miss my flight Joe: One thing led to another... Hunter: Dad, I have to go Joe: And before you know it... Hunter: DAD! I HAFTA GO! Joe: Huh? Go where? You just got here Hunter: To the AIRPORT! What the hell? Joe: What are you yelling for? Hunter: I'M NOT YELLING!! Joe:I thought we were gonna play cribbage together Hunter: No, Dad. I'm headed to Ukraine. Hello? Joe: Hi! I'm Joe Biden, and I approve this message... Hunter: Oh, FFS. Not again:( *slaps Joe across face* Joe: Whoa! *stunned* Hunter: Sorry, Dad! Didn't mean to hit you so hard this time! Joe: *shakes head as if waking from a daydream* Hunter: You okay, Pops? Joe: Sh*t! I guess I had another "moment", huh, son? Sorry about that Hunter: That's alright. I'm used to them by now Joe: My mind...it's playing tricks on me again today Hunter: Yeah, well, why should today be different from any other day? Joe: I musta forgot to drink my SuperBeets this morning...
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Post by StalkingButler on Oct 30, 2020 9:04:05 GMT -5
Speedy thinks that flippant bragging about sexual conquests is worse than a man pushing a woman up against a wall and violating her with his finger. Figures. So how do you feel about Hunter Biden selling access to his father to the Russians and Chinese? So you continue to believe the woman who lied about obtaining an undergraduate degree through a program for victims of abuse? Really? I believe that this, even if true, is immaterial to the issue.
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Post by ALGERNON on Oct 30, 2020 14:40:24 GMT -5
So you continue to believe the woman who lied about obtaining an undergraduate degree through a program for victims of abuse? Really? I believe that this, even if true, is immaterial to the issue. Right, because a history of lying about abuse has no bearing on accusations of abuse. Got it.
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Post by StalkingButler on Oct 30, 2020 14:57:41 GMT -5
I believe that this, even if true, is immaterial to the issue. Right, because a history of lying about abuse has no bearing on accusations of abuse. Got it. I've seen her speak. She seems to be genuine and I know of no reason that she should lie about it. Her mother called CSPAN contemporaneously to complain about a Senator that she didn't name. She has facts and details. People remember her talking about it in the years after it happened. She doesn't project some fake baby voice when talking about it, she shows genuine emotion at the places where she *should* show emotion. If you think that this is a some kind of nefarious Russian plot 30 years in the making... well, I honestly wouldn't be surprised.
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Post by ALGERNON on Oct 30, 2020 15:25:46 GMT -5
Right, because a history of lying about abuse has no bearing on accusations of abuse. Got it. I've seen her speak. She seems to be genuine and I know of no reason that she should lie about it. Her mother called CSPAN contemporaneously to complain about a Senator that she didn't name. She has facts and details. People remember her talking about it in the years after it happened. She doesn't project some fake baby voice when talking about it, she shows genuine emotion at the places where she *should* show emotion. If you think that this is a some kind of nefarious Russian plot 30 years in the making... well, I honestly wouldn't be surprised. Right, right, right.... the "fake baby voice".... total give away. You got me there. And liars never seem genuine, do they? I mean not after lying about things in the past. Not sure what you're talking about with the whole "nefarious Russian plot 30 years in the making" thing.
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Post by Speed Racer on Oct 30, 2020 17:11:28 GMT -5
Some people are good liars, others like trump, suck at it. His deplorable based believes anything he says no matter how big a lie so no wonder they believe anything Tara Reade says. You could sell these people a snowball in a snowstorm.
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Post by StalkingButler on Oct 31, 2020 8:26:32 GMT -5
Narrator: Russia had nothing to do with Hillary's missing emails. She had her team review the emails that were under subpoena and remove 30,000 of them that were embarrassing or illegal in some way.
If Russia actually DID have them, it would have been solely due to Hillary's decision to hide her communications from potential FOIA requests and her incomitance in keeping them secure.
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Post by ALGERNON on Oct 31, 2020 8:37:44 GMT -5
Narrator: Russia had nothing to do with Hillary's missing emails. She had her team review the emails that were under subpoena and remove 30,000 of them that were embarrassing or illegal in some way. If Russia actually DID have them, it would have been solely due to Hillary's decision to hide her communications from potential FOIA requests and her incomitance in keeping them secure. That was the worst explanation of a joke I've ever heard.
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Post by Speed Racer on Oct 31, 2020 10:48:18 GMT -5
It looks like Butlers obsession with Hillarys emails will haunt him to the grave. Frankly I cant think of anything more boring than reading emails for things like lunch plans and Chelseas wedding details. But hey, some people cant afford Netflix.
Maybe he's looking for that one email where she says the trailer truck with all the south american children to sell is arriving at Atomic Pizza at high noon.
Nah, no one is that stupid...um..right?
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Post by ALGERNON on Oct 31, 2020 12:40:38 GMT -5
It looks like Butlers obsession with Hillarys emails will haunt him to the grave. Frankly I cant think of anything more boring than reading emails for things like lunch plans and Chelseas wedding details. But hey, some people cant afford Netflix. Maybe he's looking for that one email where she says the trailer truck with all the south american children to sell is arriving at Atomic Pizza at high noon. Nah, no one is that stupid...um..right? Yeah, I'm not sure what Butler's doing here anyway. He's certainly not moderating. He can't actually believe the crap he posts. It's possible that he's getting paid to do this... but... I dunno..... whatever it is, he's not actually trying very hard.
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Post by Speed Racer on Oct 31, 2020 17:48:24 GMT -5
Hey, if he can get someone to pay him to post his drivel, I may have a new found respect for the shyster. Anyone who wants to pay me for posting some unfounded silly crap that means nothing to no one, gimme a call. In the time of this trump virus, every extra penny helps.
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Post by ALGERNON on Oct 31, 2020 18:11:06 GMT -5
Hey, if he can get someone to pay him to post his drivel, I may have a new found respect for the shyster. Anyone who wants to pay me for posting some unfounded silly crap that means nothing to no one, gimme a call. In the time of this trump virus, every extra penny helps. I just can't figure any other reason for him to be here.
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Post by StalkingButler on Nov 2, 2020 8:05:18 GMT -5
It looks like Butlers obsession with Hillarys emails will haunt him to the grave. Frankly I cant think of anything more boring than reading emails for things like lunch plans and Chelseas wedding details. But hey, some people cant afford Netflix. Maybe he's looking for that one email where she says the trailer truck with all the south american children to sell is arriving at Atomic Pizza at high noon. Nah, no one is that stupid...um..right? Of course we have no actual proof that the emails that Hillary had deleted illegally were about "lunch plans and Chelsea's wedding" except the word of a woman who lied to the faces of the parents whose sons died in Benghazi due to her own negligence.
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Post by StalkingButler on Nov 2, 2020 13:46:57 GMT -5
Actually it was Algy still thinking that Trump somehow publicly convinced Russia to hack a system that was already compromised and publish the her emails which hasn't happened.
The lack of logical thinking is mind boggling.
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Post by StalkingButler on Nov 2, 2020 16:46:08 GMT -5
Uh huh...
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Post by Speed Racer on Nov 2, 2020 17:52:30 GMT -5
It looks like Butlers obsession with Hillarys emails will haunt him to the grave. Frankly I cant think of anything more boring than reading emails for things like lunch plans and Chelseas wedding details. But hey, some people cant afford Netflix. Maybe he's looking for that one email where she says the trailer truck with all the south american children to sell is arriving at Atomic Pizza at high noon. Nah, no one is that stupid...um..right? Of course we have no actual proof that the emails that Hillary had deleted illegally were about "lunch plans and Chelsea's wedding" except the word of a woman who lied to the faces of the parents whose sons died in Benghazi due to her own negligence. All of a sudden you're concerned about lies when the big dope blatantly lies in your face on a daily basis and then you come on here and back him up, as he calls soldiers stupid idiots and lets other countries place bounties on their heads.
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Post by StalkingButler on Nov 3, 2020 8:18:21 GMT -5
Of course we have no actual proof that the emails that Hillary had deleted illegally were about "lunch plans and Chelsea's wedding" except the word of a woman who lied to the faces of the parents whose sons died in Benghazi due to her own negligence. All of a sudden you're concerned about lies when the big dope blatantly lies in your face on a daily basis and then you come on here and back him up, as he calls soldiers stupid idiots and lets other countries place bounties on their heads. Both of these hoaxes have been debunked. Who's lying?
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Post by StalkingButler on Nov 3, 2020 8:23:56 GMT -5
Uh huh...
Why are you posting your family photos?
No u hur hur.
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